Love Hurts

Love Hurts

Love Hurts George is in love. Alice and Nora are both in heat, but his heart belongs to Alice. George is a hardcore carboholic. He worships me but wouldn’t hesitate to sell me for parts if offered a brioche. The high point of George’s day is “bunny-time” when he...
Squirrel Girl

Squirrel Girl

Squirrel Girl This morning I took the dogs out in the yard for a romp. I was down by the barn when Nora tore past me in hot pursuit of something. Before I could fully register what was happening, Nora spun around and locked eyes with me. Her cheeks bulged, and she had...
Urgent Nap

Urgent Nap

Urgent Nap George is not a morning kind of guy. Some dogs leap up when they hear their bowl touched, but not George. Some come running at the sound of food being prepared, but not George. Some will come when called for breakfast, but not George. Most mornings, I walk...
Midnight Visitor

Midnight Visitor

Midnight Visitor Last night my “mom alarm” sounded in the middle of the night. From a dead sleep, I was suddenly woken by the sensation that something in my environment was different. The first sense to kick in was my hearing. Before my auditory scan finished, my...
Sandy sheets

Sandy sheets

Sandy sheets Dearest George, You know you are always welcome in our bed. We enjoy snuggling with you and have to come to accept sandy sheets and soggy pillows as the price we pay for such an honour. I have but one question. When you decide to join us in the wee hours...