by shel | Jun 27, 2025 | Alice, Arthur, Bill
Just another day My evening trip out with the dogs began with me spontaneously becoming a midwife and helping Arthur deliver a giant turd that contained wood chips. It was a difficult birth, but father and feces are doing well. Before I could blink, Alice trots by...
by shel | Mar 16, 2025 | Alice, Bill
Contract renegotiations My au pair has requested a contract renegotiation, citing concerns that the job description was not accurately represented and that the current compensation does not align with the required responsibilities. He is seeking adjustments that...
by shel | Feb 21, 2021 | Alice
Bedtime for Alice Alice is a sweet, delicate soul. She spent her first 16 months of life as a kennel dog. Her interaction with people was limited to her breeder delivering food and cleaning her kennel twice a day. She rarely left her pen and never left the property....
by shel | Jan 27, 2020 | Alice, George
Love Hurts George is in love. Alice and Nora are both in heat, but his heart belongs to Alice. George is a hardcore carboholic. He worships me but wouldn’t hesitate to sell me for parts if offered a brioche. The high point of George’s day is “bunny-time” when he...
by shel | Oct 21, 2019 | Alice, George
Squirrel Girl This morning I took the dogs out in the yard for a romp. I was down by the barn when Nora tore past me in hot pursuit of something. Before I could fully register what was happening, Nora spun around and locked eyes with me. Her cheeks bulged, and she had...
