by shel | Jun 27, 2025 | Alice, Arthur, Bill
Just another day My evening trip out with the dogs began with me spontaneously becoming a midwife and helping Arthur deliver a giant turd that contained wood chips. It was a difficult birth, but father and feces are doing well. Before I could blink, Alice trots by...
by shel | Feb 21, 2021 | Alice
Bedtime for Alice Alice is a sweet, delicate soul. She spent her first 16 months of life as a kennel dog. Her interaction with people was limited to her breeder delivering food and cleaning her kennel twice a day. She rarely left her pen and never left the property....
by shel | Jan 27, 2020 | Alice, George
Love Hurts George is in love. Alice and Nora are both in heat, but his heart belongs to Alice. George is a hardcore carboholic. He worships me but wouldn’t hesitate to sell me for parts if offered a brioche. The high point of George’s day is “bunny-time” when he...
by shel | Oct 21, 2019 | Alice, Nora
Squirrel Girl This morning I took the dogs out in the yard for a romp. I was down by the barn when Nora tore past me in hot pursuit of something. Before I could fully register what was happening, Nora spun around and locked eyes with me. Her cheeks bulged, and she had...
