Sandy Sheets & Soggy Pillows

Dearest George,

You know you are always welcome in our bed. We enjoy snuggling with you and have to come to accept sandy sheets and soggy pillows as the price we pay for such an honour. I have but one question. When you decide to join us in the wee hours of the morning, must you do so with the grace of a breaching whale? This morning I was woken (crushed) when you climbed (flew) into bed and lay down (collapsed) atop of me. It took a moment (but it felt like an eternity) to regain my ability to breathe. It took much longer before I could move and even longer to restore the feeling in my limbs.

All of that said, you are the most delightful puppy, and I am blessed to have you.

Kiss-kiss,
Mommy