by shel | Jul 1, 2025 | Arthur, Bill
Arthur’s half birthday Arthur is six months old. He is a sweetheart, with just enough mischievousness mixed in to be perpetually entertaining. He hasn’t barked yet, not once, though he is very vocal. His most recent hobby is pinching anything within his...
by shel | Jun 27, 2025 | Alice, Arthur, Bill
Just another day My evening trip out with the dogs began with me spontaneously becoming a midwife and helping Arthur deliver a giant turd that contained wood chips. It was a difficult birth, but father and feces are doing well. Before I could blink, Alice trots by...
by shel | Mar 16, 2025 | Arthur, Bill
Contract renegotiation My au pair has requested a contract renegotiation, citing concerns that the job description was not accurately represented and that the current compensation does not align with the required responsibilities. He is seeking adjustments that...
by shel | Oct 3, 2023 | Bill
Tech savvy This morning, while grabbing a coffee, Bill climbed up on my desk. He took the opportunity to send a Telegram message to my daughter, open my media player, and watch a video. He fell asleep, sprawled across my desk. I’m not sure if I should be annoyed...
