Tickle-fest

Last night I decided to watch some TV in the office. I flipped the sofa bed down so there would be room for both Norm and me… else I’d be squished at one end with my legs stretched out across him, not that he minds because he doesn’t. A few minutes later, Ru entered the room and immediately snuffled me. His nose was cold, and his beard soggy. I couldn’t help myself, and I let out a squeal. Ru interpreted this as encouragement, and he buried his head in my armpit and vigorously nosed the entire length of my torso. Did I mention I’m incredibly ticklish? My squeal turned into a giggle which matured into a full belly laugh. This, it appears, is a call to the rest of the pack. Norm rose from his slumber, looming over me on the sofa bed. He joined in the snuffling. Sue was at my side in a nanosecond, licking my ear and neck.

Let me recap… Ru was drying his beard and warming his nose along my side. Norm stood over me, dragging his lips across my face while nibbling on my left ear. Sue is licking my right ear and snuffling my neck. I had completely lost it at this point and was laughing so hard that I opened my mouth to gasp for air… BIG MISTAKE! Norm quickly darted his goober-encased tongue into my mouth. I turned my head away from Norm and directly in line with Sue. I should mention that Sue has a bit of OCD and is a compulsive licker. Not only will she not stop until told to, but she is also the fastest kisser ever. Anyway… I turned my head, gagging as I attempted to spit out a wad of Norm’s drool, and I ended up licking Sue’s tongue. I’m not sure who was more surprised, her or me, probably me. Before I could process precisely what had happened, Sue’s tongue darted in and out of my mouth a half dozen times, effectively extracting Norm’s goober. One would think I’d just clamp my teeth shut… I would’ve thought so too… yet at that moment, all I could think about was the possibility of biting Sue’s tongue, so I didn’t close my mouth. I sat up. Nose to nose with Ru, he looked me in the eye and then “porpoise-punched” me in the forehead, sending me back into the depths of the tickle-fest. I’m guessing he was having as much fun as the other two.

I love my trio.